Also known as baby boomers, the mules would like to take this moment to trademark the term “hipyup” as these two formerly incompatible terms – hippies and yuppies – have now become synonymous in many cases.
Look for aging Americans who turn states blue on election day, drive a hybrid Porsche as one of their 2-3 vehicles, believe in an unorthodox me-based spiritualism of various forms, and gobble megadoses of “the FDA has not evaluated” herbal supplements when they develop a common cold.
Hipyups, powerful in their numbers, are the logically illogical conclusion of age growing up in the urban 60′s, and should be avoided by those who wish not to have hypocrisy embedded into their core system of beliefs.
Prepare for Medicare to go broke covering prescription echinacea, for solutions to a perception of global warming that do not compromise the hipyup lifestyle.
Mind your hooves, lest you trample all the organic products in the grocer’s in your pursuit of old-fashioned fatty yogurt without cultures of bacteria promised beneath the tinfoil.
